Thursday, December 07, 2006
Cletis's Deepest Apologies for Being Absent
My deepest apologies for leaving you high-and-dry without any useful advice and information regarding air travel for the last few weeks. Unfortunately, the Bush administration had me removed to Guantanamo Bay as an enemy combatant after they wrongly mixed me up with a man who attended a protest against a new law banning smoking outside of bars and restaurants in Santa Rosa, California.
Luckily the mistake was cleared up. After one last waterboarding session with the kind soldiers of Guantanamo, in which they forbade me from discussing what had happened there, I was given a genuine apology (they said, "sorry about that, buddy, here's your stuff, now get the fuck outta here.") and released.
Luckily the mistake was cleared up. After one last waterboarding session with the kind soldiers of Guantanamo, in which they forbade me from discussing what had happened there, I was given a genuine apology (they said, "sorry about that, buddy, here's your stuff, now get the fuck outta here.") and released.
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Don't try and deny that you were part of the Santa Rosa Two. The sexy little newscaster from TV 50 identified you. One word from me and she'll turn you right back over to Homeland Security.
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